Greetings!
The news i am referring to is titled, "Gas management plan looks bringing more pain than relief"
LINK: http://www.dawn.com/2011/07/05/gas-management-plan-looks-bringing-more-pain-than-relief.html
Seems like our government has come across another scheme to torture us Pakistanis after the failure of the policy by which CNG prices were to be made equivalent to Oil prices. Now, CNG will remain suspended in the province of Sindh for two days while it will be suspended in the province of Punjab for three days. The people of Punjab are already rebelling against the CNG load shedding already in effect there. To make matters similar in Sindh, this new scheme is under consideration (if not applied already). I guess we are now supposed to divert back to camels and donkeys as means of transport, though it seems the urban areas of Pakistan will have extreme difficulty regulating these live creatures on roads and on traffic signals. But the advantages are numerous!
No accidents - Since these poor creatures are pretty slow!!
No suffocating bus environment - every individual with their own donkeys under the open sky!
No parking problems - they will automatically be found near greenery!
No Animal Rights violation - I'd like to see you ride a donkey you kicked earlier today!
No Environmental Pollution - their exhaust by-products are actually good fertilizers for plants!
No Vehicle Tax - they are live creatures after all!
No Depreciation - if the elder gets old, you would have a new one to ride! Absolutely nondepreciating!
No bumped car bodies due to improper parking - donkeys can always make space for another donkey to adjust by a bush they are feasting on!
And many many more. Although it may seem ridiculous to read this now, I feels it is somehow inevitable that a situation like this may occur if the present government does not snap out of jokes and re-consider their pathetic policies seriously before implying them on masses!
May Allah Bless Us All,
Peace.
The news i am referring to is titled, "Gas management plan looks bringing more pain than relief"
LINK: http://www.dawn.com/2011/07/05/gas-management-plan-looks-bringing-more-pain-than-relief.html
Seems like our government has come across another scheme to torture us Pakistanis after the failure of the policy by which CNG prices were to be made equivalent to Oil prices. Now, CNG will remain suspended in the province of Sindh for two days while it will be suspended in the province of Punjab for three days. The people of Punjab are already rebelling against the CNG load shedding already in effect there. To make matters similar in Sindh, this new scheme is under consideration (if not applied already). I guess we are now supposed to divert back to camels and donkeys as means of transport, though it seems the urban areas of Pakistan will have extreme difficulty regulating these live creatures on roads and on traffic signals. But the advantages are numerous!
No accidents - Since these poor creatures are pretty slow!!
No suffocating bus environment - every individual with their own donkeys under the open sky!
No parking problems - they will automatically be found near greenery!
No Animal Rights violation - I'd like to see you ride a donkey you kicked earlier today!
No Environmental Pollution - their exhaust by-products are actually good fertilizers for plants!
No Vehicle Tax - they are live creatures after all!
No Depreciation - if the elder gets old, you would have a new one to ride! Absolutely nondepreciating!
No bumped car bodies due to improper parking - donkeys can always make space for another donkey to adjust by a bush they are feasting on!
And many many more. Although it may seem ridiculous to read this now, I feels it is somehow inevitable that a situation like this may occur if the present government does not snap out of jokes and re-consider their pathetic policies seriously before implying them on masses!
May Allah Bless Us All,
Peace.
I do have an objection over here dear....
ReplyDeletewhat you have written seems like is cover story... what about the facts....
the facts are summarized in the paragraph above the picture and detailed in the link attached.
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